7 Attractive Qualities Of Gamer Girls

[triverse]

Check out the article below thanks to Gameist.com, nothing bad or horrible here.

http://gameist.com/articles/attractive-qua...of-gamer-girls/

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I doubt those women in the pictures are real gamers.

[Areala]

An amusing little piece, even if it is loaded with innuendo and a bit WoW-centric.

The trick to being friends with a gamer girl is simple: treat her exactly as you would treat a male gaming buddy. If the first words out of your mouth upon meeting your new male clanmate are not, "OMFG! Nude pix plz!" then they probably shouldn't be the first words out of your mouth upon meeting your new female clanmate. And if those are the first words out of your mouth upon meeting your new male clanmate, chances are you won't be interested in pictures of her anyway.

Also, no matter how gallant you are feeling, don't feel the need to "go easy" on her. Trust me...a true gamer girl will have no problem blowing your head off with a rocket launcher and then teabagging what's left of your on-screen avatar to the hoots and hollars of her gaming peers. She will probably find this especially amusing if there are no female avatar options and she's forced to play as a male character (think Halo). Remember Demi Moore in G.I. Jane? She had no problem telling the Master Chief to suck her dick; neither will we have trouble holding our own in a smack-talking grudge match; if she's PMSing, prepare to learn an entirely new vocabulary of insults and suggested personal activities that you didn't think were possible to express (or perform, for that matter) in the English language. Besides, if she's a new player, going easy on her won't help her get the skills she needs to defend herself when she joins her clan in some online ranked matches; I guarantee the other team will dogpile at opportunity and take advantage of every mistake she makes. Do the right thing, take advantage of her mistakes, and then help her learn what those mistakes were and how not to repeat them. No, she will not have sex with you just for helping her learn, but she MIGHT just decide in the next match to put a bullet through the forehead of the guy coming at you instead of allowing him to blow your face off with his shotgun and teabag your corpse. Trust me, we are more than capable of allowing you to "take one for the team." In the next two hundred and thirty-seven consecutive matches. With a football in real life, if necessary.

And remember that just because we're gamers and know how to handle a joystick, that doesn't mean we want to handle yours.

*huggles*

Areala