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Warning Crunch Berries Not Real Berries!


Phillyman

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I know what you are going to say.......FOR REAL! I also was totally duped by this breaking news today. It really sucks to find out that Crunch Berries contain no berries at all. Next someone will be telling me that there are no lucky charms in "Lucky Charms" cereal. :rolleyes:

A California woman sued Pepsi after finding out that Crunchberries contained no real fruit, but a judge ruled any reasonable person could have figured that out.

The case of Janine Sugawawa does provide a modicum of hope that the justice system isn't running on four flats -- this one was nipped in the bud quickly. Judge Morrison England Jr. of the U.S. District Court of Eastern California approved Pepsi's motion to dismiss on May 21, noting that the Sugawawa's attorneys were the same hillbillies who tried to sue because Froot Loops had no real fruit.

Nobody's really this stupid, we're sure -- this is just attempted litigation for fun and profit.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfev..._should_hav.php

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I know what you are going to say.......FOR REAL! I also was totally duped by this breaking news today. It really sucks to find out that Crunch Berries contain no berries at all. Next someone will be telling me that there are no lucky charms in "Lucky Charms" cereal. :rolleyes:

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfev..._should_hav.php

Nooooo! It's a lie! My childhood dreams are shattered! Now they'll be saying that Apple Jacks doesn't taste like apples... Wait... ^_^

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