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I think I'd have to be an Autobot, though I can't decide if I'd prefer to be a: Ratchet's medical assistant or b: someone who rode into front-line combat on the back of one of the Dinobots.

Benefits to A: Not getting shot at, knowing I was making a difference in patching up my friends and colleagues.

Benefits to B: Authorization to wreck the living hell out of my enemies. Seriously, any non-combiner (ie: not Devastator, Bruticus, Predaking, etc...) or non-major warrior Decepticon (ie: not Megatron, Shockwave, Scorpinok, etc...) who didn't oil himself at the sight of a Dinobot charge must have some seriously loose cranial circuitry. :)

*huggles*

Areala

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I think I'd have to be an Autobot, though I can't decide if I'd prefer to be a: Ratchet's medical assistant or b: someone who rode into front-line combat on the back of one of the Dinobots.

Benefits to A: Not getting shot at, knowing I was making a difference in patching up my friends and colleagues.

Benefits to B: Authorization to wreck the living hell out of my enemies. Seriously, any non-combiner (ie: not Devastator, Bruticus, Predaking, etc...) or non-major warrior Decepticon (ie: not Megatron, Shockwave, Scorpinok, etc...) who didn't oil himself at the sight of a Dinobot charge must have some seriously loose cranial circuitry. :)

*huggles*

Areala

As a side benefit to A, I assume you´d also serve as masseuse to the female autobots. ;)

As for me, considering my gear of heights, I´d have to go with a ground vehicle, so it´d be a car, preferably a sports car like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, and I´d side with the Autobots, I have no desire to be a badguy.

Alternately, I´d go for being a vibrator like in the Transhomers episode of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, and Vibrator is itself a Transformersesque name, and then I´d side with the Pantybots, who wouldn´t want to work for the hot nympho who (literally) screws with her soldiers?

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